Previous QUOTES OF THE WEEK



Some COOL AND INTERESTING QUOTES I have heard all over the world.


"Who's the leader of the pack who's made you and me! L.A.N.D.O.N. W.I.L.S.O.N Emperor that is."

-- Landon Shay Wilson



"The power of the grasshopper will destroy all those who stand in your way. May your kumquats not rot in the valley of dispair. May your days be visited by the goddess of the weekend and holidays. And always remember I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and work all day."

-- James Daniel Wilder

"Same thing we do every night, Pinky, try to take over the world."

-- THE BRAIN

"Our civilization is a dingy ungentlemanly business; it drops so much out of a man."

-- Robert Louis Stevenson

"Spoon!!!"

-- The Tick

"I shall return."

-- General Douglas MacArthur

"I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat."

-- Sir Winston Churchill

"Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the forms of kings to govern him? Let history answer this question."

-- Thomas Jefferson

"Every Klingon hopes to die in the line of duty."

-- Worf
-- "The Bonding" Stardate 43
-- Star Trek: The Next Generation

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."

-- Vice President Dan Quayle

"Alright you egg sucking piece of gutter trash you always liked pushing around people smaller than you. Well I'm smaller; try pushing me."

-- Wolverine
-- On one of the X-Men cartoon episode.
-- X-Men Season One.

"It may be well be true we are born able to lead a thousand different lives. It is not less that we die having lived only one.

-- David Barrash

[Luke Skywalker] "Alright I'll give it a try."
[Yoda] "No! Try Not! Do...or do not. There is not try."

-- Empire Strikes Back

"The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist."

-- The Usual Suspects

"I am what I am. I'm not necessarily able to do what Bruce Lee could do. But neither could Bruce do every thing I do."

-- Jackie Chan

"In any compromise between food and poison, it is only death that can win. In any compromise between good and evil, it is only evil that can profit."

-- Ayn Rand
-- "The Antanomy of Compromise"
-- Capitalism: The Unknown Ideal

"I hate computers, and I refuse to be bullied by them."

-- Doctor Who
-- THE INVASION

"Physics isn't a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money."

-- Leon Lederman

"I have always disliked myself at any given moment; the total of these moments is my life."

-- Mark Twain --

"Beauty is power; A smile is it sword."

-- Charles Reade --

"Give the lady what she wants. The customer is always right."

-- Marshall Field, department store owner, (1834-1906) --